'monster wheels'

For all the silly things I've done/experienced so far [especially in Arizona], I've also been fortunate enough to have really good things happen to me. For example, this very pretty lady from the coffee shop I frequent allowed me to borrow her spare bike until I could afford my own. It has what I would like to call 'monster wheels.' It makes me laugh. If only I had a picture of me prowling through downtown, skirt a flappin,' on 'monster wheels.'

On another note: Two security guards of Chase Tower [largest building in Phoenix] offered me a view of the city from rooftop. Sounds like a good ol' gang bang to me.