omg

It was great. Till Tuesday.

why am i so sluggish?

Took a walk downtown w/Donna. Taught an after school art program w/Donna. Went to spinning w/out Donna. Took a bath. It sounds exciting yet I'm so sluggish.

Maybe it has been forced b/c I don't want to fill out another damn application. Not like I filled out many to begin with. Maybe its b/c I'm dehydrated. Phoenix is becoming increasingly hotter. Or maybe it's b/c I'm nervous about the one interview I do have tomorrow and/or the coffee date w/a boy following it.

sex in exchange for internet.

Me: i have new neighbors. i steal their internet.
Friend: nice. hopefully they wont catch you
Me: yeah i know. bastards. i have to hear them have sex. so i deserve internet.
Friend: ew
Me: i know
Friend: lol you should tell them that
Me: well that's if they catch me.
Friend: right
Me: we have an unspoken deal
Friend: lol
Me: yes. and when they cut me off. i will bang the ceiling w/the broom.
Friend: "hey fuckers"
Me: stop ur fucking
Friend: lol
Me: hahaha
Friend: or give me your internets back
Me: LOL

riding bikes, drinking beer, and kicking pigeons.

I called my mother this afternoon. She passed off the call to my father. My father asked me what I have been doing w/my free time. I told him that I kill time by riding bikes, drinking beer, and kicking pigeons.

This is how my father replied: "Don't expect me to bail you out of jail for kicking pigeons."

I said: "I won't. I'll ask grandpa."

I honestly believe that my father thinks I've been kicking pigeons.

fucked you are

That's right folks, The Republic has been hit w/furlough [a.k.a. forced, unpaid personal days]. Unfortunately, I will no longer be working for the paper after this week so I will not be able to partake in the festivities.

On a brighter note, no Spanish men in my bed. Whoa!!!

Jarvis Cocker saves the day!

there has been a Spanish man occupying my bed

He has been in it for an entire week. I met him at the coffee shop. He noticed that I’d been filling out job applications and offered to pay me 80 dollars to stay at my place for the week. I said no over and over, but he persisted. I finally caved and he followed me back home.

Things were cool at first. He would cook me dinner and we would watch movies. We even cuddled. But after the third day I was ready for him to leave. I had been sleeping at donna’s [she was visiting family and friends in the east] and was more than ready to have my space back. He would arrive in the evening and leave in the morning, but it was still too much. He was over critical, very particular, and wouldn’t tell me why he had spent the past 3 months traveling the west coast.

He is gone now and I am very happy.